big baby is watching

Orwell would be proud(?)

Dr Thunder

Imagine the following...

You go to your local blockbuster store, and pick up the latest DVD release,

"DR THUNDER" 

with the following tag line-  

"You've never been deep, until you've been Dr Thunder deep."

you read the back of the box-

"Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea plays Cpt. James Deep

an ageing Vietnam vet who now finds himself unemployed and homeless in today’s uncaring recession fuelled America. 

in order to make some cash for Whiskey, Bandannas, and Peroxide Cpt. Deep has some difficult choices to make..."

dare you watch the film?
what are the choices?