Dr Thunder

Imagine the following...

You go to your local blockbuster store, and pick up the latest DVD release,

"DR THUNDER" 

with the following tag line-  

"You've never been deep, until you've been Dr Thunder deep."

you read the back of the box-

"Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea plays Cpt. James Deep

an ageing Vietnam vet who now finds himself unemployed and homeless in today’s uncaring recession fuelled America. 

in order to make some cash for Whiskey, Bandannas, and Peroxide Cpt. Deep has some difficult choices to make..."

dare you watch the film?
what are the choices?



*1. Take a job with a local Veterinarian practice using the name Doc Thunder on his falsified certificates (the film may then go a bit 'all creatures great and small' and will definitely have at least one scene which involves his arm in a cow)

*2. Risk it all become a jobbing porn actor with a somewhat dubious handle of Dr Thunder (see tag line, this one writes itself....)

*3. Admit that Dr. Thunder  is simply the name of Wallmart's own brand Dr Pepper clone drink...

Vote now People...

It could have all been so different

just remember-

"You've never been deep, until you've been Dr Thunder deep."

sadly not a film, a non-certified medical professional or a pornstar